<p>i get free subcriptions to magazines through <a href="http://slickdeals.net">slickdeals</a>. and i got my second issue of RAZOR magazine today. it’s a guy’s magazine, i guess, supposedly for “style & substance”. i just read the ubiquitous section where they ask a bunch of women questions and they rate things by percentages. </p>
<p>#11: He should never order a salad when I’ve ordered a burger. <br />
65% Agree
35% Diagree
<p><i>“He understands nothing about women if he doesn’t know this.”</i> Debra, 24<sup><a href="#fn1">1</a></sup></p>
<p><i>“At least salad keeps them regular.”</i> Sandy, 30<sup><a href="#fn2">2</a></sup></p>
<p><i>“I guess I’m old-fashsioned, but a guy picking at salad is not very masculine.”</i> Bev, 29<sup><a href="#fn3">3</a></sup></p>
<p>my response:</p>
<p id="fn1"><sup>1</sup> i really don’t understand that. she’s obviously trying to say, ‘<i>the guy is making me look like a pig. and unlike the guy, i really don’t care about my personal health. guys should be more sensitive to how women see themselves, especially with how other people eat.</i>’ but i don’t like the rationale behind it. eat what you want and not what you’re neighbor’s eating. you’re probably fat anyways. mehahaha.</p>
<p id="fn2"><sup>2</sup> i know a lot of girls who, in joking of course, claim that girls don’t poop or fart. but i’ve heard it a million times. maybe i’ll start to believe it. at least sandy tried to make a joke ot if. if someone is overly sensitive about eating a burger, and upset their neighbor chose the salad, they’ll probably end up puking it anyways. ‘at the the salad will leave my body naturally.’</p>
<p id="fn3"><sup>3</sup> masculine. schmaschuline. two questions before, 93% of the girls said it was okay for a guy to get a fascial. what the crap is masculine anyways? am i masculine? i don’t know if i’m just a little more progressive thinking than this magazine (that has ads for mens facial and hair products and posh clothing but calls)someone who eats a salad not masculine. </p>
<p>i going to asking random people this week what they think is masculine and have a series of pictures and have them ranking from most masculine to least masculine and find out that the hell it really means. gender roles, gender identity, etc. i’m going to get to bottom of this. </p>
