i hold these truths to be self evident:

what comes around go around.
the disc never lies.
rock always beats scissors, paper always beats rock, and scissors always beats paper.
there’s never a free lunch, unless you’re a scammy girlfriend.
looking at someone is never wrong.
bitter cancels out sweet. sweet only goes with sour on pork or chicken.
if you don’t know, then i’m not going to tell you.